Estive imenso tempo a ler a Sickipedia (graças à Karvela) e estou aqui a rir-me imenso. Há pessoas mesmo más... e eu, definitivamente, sou uma delas.
Alguns exemplos do que se pode encontrar nesse site:
Look on the bright side- the McCanns might have killed their daughter but at least they've missed a bad british summer
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Princess Diana?
Only two people saw Madeleine's burial.
Why should you never trust a Portuguese hire car agent?
They told Kate McCann whatever the children might spill on the seats could easily be cleaned off.
Thank God for the "Save Maddie" fund. Her parents can afford a babysitter now.
What's the plus side of a costly spring family holiday in Portugal?
A cheaper Christmas
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Elvis?
More people believe Elvis is still alive.
Maddie's Gravestone: R.I.P (Raped in Portugal). [esta é definitivamente OMG!]
Tom Cruise gets up one day. Looking in the mirror, he's admiring his body. "Mmm, looking good today Tom," he says. He then gives his pecs a little squeeze- "Mmmm, feeling good Tom." He suddenly notices a funny smell, takes a whiff of himself and almost chokes- "Fuck, I smell awful!"
So he goes to talk to Katie. "Katie," he says, "there's something wrong with me!"
"Well you look good," says Katie, walking toward him, "and you feel good," she says giving him a little squeeze, then suddenly "Fuck Tom, you smell fucking awful! Get to the doctor!"
So Tom goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong!"
"Well, take a seat and I'll examine you," says the doctor. "Hmmm. Well, you look good Tom...... and you feel pretty good..... oh dear God you smell awful!" So the doctor goes over to his medical books to make a diagnosis.
"Do you know what's wrong with me Doctor?"
"Lets see Tom. So you look good, you feel good but you smell awful........ ah yes, here we are."
"You're a cunt."
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What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Elvis?
More people believe Elvis is still alive.
Maddie's Gravestone: R.I.P (Raped in Portugal). [esta é definitivamente OMG!]
Tom Cruise gets up one day. Looking in the mirror, he's admiring his body. "Mmm, looking good today Tom," he says. He then gives his pecs a little squeeze- "Mmmm, feeling good Tom." He suddenly notices a funny smell, takes a whiff of himself and almost chokes- "Fuck, I smell awful!"
So he goes to talk to Katie. "Katie," he says, "there's something wrong with me!"
"Well you look good," says Katie, walking toward him, "and you feel good," she says giving him a little squeeze, then suddenly "Fuck Tom, you smell fucking awful! Get to the doctor!"
So Tom goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, there's something seriously wrong!"
"Well, take a seat and I'll examine you," says the doctor. "Hmmm. Well, you look good Tom...... and you feel pretty good..... oh dear God you smell awful!" So the doctor goes over to his medical books to make a diagnosis.
"Do you know what's wrong with me Doctor?"
"Lets see Tom. So you look good, you feel good but you smell awful........ ah yes, here we are."
"You're a cunt."
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1 comentário:
Nós somos pessoas realmente más. Eu estou pra aqui a morrer a rir com os jokes about Maddie!
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